Julie. Oh, Julie. So moody, so fat, so hunchbacked, so hairy - oh, and let's not forget that awesome upper thigh rash. So many qualities. Beloved resident of Assi Ghat. Hand her a snack and she will open it, her discerning tongue will carefully inspect the outer edge of any drink or food item before she decides if it deserves to become a part of her pudgy little body. If not, you will receive a look of disdain, perhaps she'll turn her back on you, or if you're really unlucky, she might just charge you for being so insolent as to presume she might like some mango cream biscuits. Thank God for the chain.
From India: Day By Day